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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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