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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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