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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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