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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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