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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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