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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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