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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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