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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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