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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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