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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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