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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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