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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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