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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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