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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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