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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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