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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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