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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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