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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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