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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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