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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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