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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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