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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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