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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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