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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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