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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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