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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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