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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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