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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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