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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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