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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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