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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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