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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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