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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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