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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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