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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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