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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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