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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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