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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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