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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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