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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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