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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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