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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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