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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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