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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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