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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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