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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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