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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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