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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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