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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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