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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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